True Eric Marcoullier Facts
Eric Marcoullier:
- Saw Ferris Beuller’s Day Off four times the day it came out
- Uses LinkedIn: Work History
- DJed techno sets in Moscow in 1993
- Went to nearly one hundred weddings by the time he was 22
- Built his wife a library
- Cut the umbilical cord both times
- Named his second child after Parker Lewis and David Bowie
- Will debate with you why Hudson Hawk was a great movie
- Can name everyone on the original founding team of IGN. Can you?
- Installed a $6,000 stereo system in a $16,000 car
- Shnuggles with his family every opportunity he gets
- Apologizes for being an ass to you — he gets a little too excitable
- Was abandoned in Munich by his uncle when he was 14
- Hung out in the Playboy Mansion Grotto
- Can name all 43 presidents in order
- Buys electronics when he’s feeling blue
- Philosophically opposes the fullscreen edition
- Had both a best man and a best woman at his wedding
- Is painfully shy when he doesn’t know anyone in the room
- Will make you a stained glass window
- Worships lolcats. Kthxbai!
- Cannot reconcile the spelling and pronunciation of “superfluous”
- Is a winner with the losers
- Believes blogging is the new masturbation, without the going blind part
- Met his future wife in college… In a computer lab… Online… While bragging about his current girlfriend.
- Wants to feed Angelina Jolie a sammich’
- Pulls out his Crackberry whenever he feels socially uncomfortable
- Earned a 1.2 average one semester in college
- Praises his sons for working hard, not for being smart
- Wishes his son would work harder at sleeping past 6am
- Apparently will never make money in real estate
- Took 13 years to get his BA
- Always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. No, wait, that’s Chuck Norris.
- Encourages you to email him own True Eric Marcoullier Facts
- Eric Marcoullier has the uncanny ability to find a stranger in a crowd based off of simple descriptors. Meaning, the guy’s got an eye. (Souris)
- WAS: The Tom of MyBlogLog — your first contact when you joined the service
- IS: “The guy who threw a shoe” (I didn’t actually throw it — it shot off my foot)
