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It’s time for Apple to kill off Yahoo

24 May, 2008 (10:03) | funny -- laugh!, internet | By: bpm140

Inquistr writes that FriendFeed is new hotness and Twitter is old and busted (Remember that meme? It came out right after “where’s the beef?”) and as a result, the former should bust a cap in the latter.

In honor of this great non sequitur, I offer some additional strategy suggestions:

  • Pixar should kill AT&T
  • Grand Theft Auto 4 should kill Internet Explorer
  • Al Gore should kill the music industry
  • The “hang in there” kitten should kill NASA
  • Frozen Yogurt should kill the war in Iraq

(Length: 85 words)

Andy Baio is full of FAIL

20 March, 2008 (08:45) | funny -- laugh! | By: bpm140

Dude, this whole thing was started by LOLcats! It’s like lamenting that the phrase “time to make the doughnuts” trivializes the importance of work. Welcome to the elastic language, amigo.

(Length: 30 words)

The evolution of scarce resources

28 February, 2008 (22:57) | funny -- laugh! | By: bpm140

  1. Food
  2. Shelter
  3. Money
  4. Time
  5. Blogworthy material

(Length: 6 words)